it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life
Greatest Selfie of all time.
Possibly the funniest moment of my childhood.
dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss
i miss the old nicki minaj
My math teacher called me average.